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Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5944	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Votes:	9668	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2527	Animals Bred:	176
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	4688	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1995
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	9796
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	4758
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2