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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Emeralds Found: 7062
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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