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New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

DreamCraft Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Career Advice, DreamCraft, EASY, employment, getting a job, HARD, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, job search advice, job search help, job search motivation, job search resources, job search strategies, job search success, job search techniques, job search tips, job search video, job tips, Skylands, wah wah

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party where all the mobs are dancing and the creepers are actually friendly.
You know that feeling when you find a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear and golden apples? Well, on this server, that feeling is like, every five minutes. It’s like Christmas morning every day, but instead of presents, you get epic loot and epic adventures.

And get this, on this server, you can build your own castle in the sky and ride a dragon into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon! And the best part? The dragon shoots out fireworks instead of fire. It’s like a Fourth of July celebration every time you go into battle.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a wild bunch.

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CraftyBFFsGoneWrong

abusive relationship, anger issues, anger management, BETRAYAL, canceled trip, Communication Issues, CraftyBFFsGoneWrong, dangerous situation., domestic abuse, Emotional support, France trip, friendship, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, toxic behavior, toxic friendship, toxic marriage, trust issues

Are you tired of toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers exploding in your face! We promise not to hit you several times like that friend’s ex, but we will hit you with some epic adventures and fun times.
Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like that friend should have left her ex behind. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. And don’t worry, we won’t question your memory or throw you under the bus like that ungrateful friend did. We’ll just build awesome stuff together and have a blast.

So cancel that trip to France and come on over to our Minecraft server instead. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own epic structures with us? Time will tell if our friendship will be the same after you join, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t regret it!

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RedditHatesILove Minecraft SMP

controversial, different perspective, disagreement, DIVISIVE, enjoyment, Fandom, Favorite, guilty pleasure, hate, Individuality, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Niche, nonconformist, Passion, personal preference, reddit, RedditHatesILove, smp, Unconventional, Unique, unpopular opinion

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! And another time, someone accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued!
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, the coolest ever. They once had a dance-off with a group of skeletons and won by doing the floss dance! And get this, every Friday night they host a massive fireworks show where they spell out “JOIN THIS SERVER” in the sky with different colored fireworks. It’s like, so lit!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join this server! Reddit may hate it, but who cares what they think? This place is where the real fun is at! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🚀

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CraftyCashGrabz

budgeting mistakes, consumer culture, CraftyCashGrabz, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial regrets, frivolous spending, impulsive purchases, Luxury items, materialistic society, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, personal finance, saving money, unnecessary expenses, Waste of Money

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time! Plus, our enchanted villagers sell the most ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted armor for your pet chicken and golden toilets for your Minecraft mansion. Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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NukeCraft Minecraft Server

ayatollah, foreign policy, Generals, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear program, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran-Saudi Arabia relations, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, strategic defense

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can, like, blow stuff up with nuclear weapons? well guess what, this server has it all! join us and help the iranian generals get their hands on some nukes so they can take over the world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos! nuclear weapons in minecraft, what could possibly go wrong? join now and be part of the madness!

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PowerPlayCraft

Baltic nations, Baltic states, electricity, energy diversification, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy security, Estonia, European energy market, european union, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, LATVIA, Lithuania, national security, political tensions, power grid, PowerPlayCraft, russia, Russian power grid

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this wild server where the Baltic nations disconnect from the Russian power grid just to avoid getting their power used as a weapon? like, what even is that madness?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where countries are literally fighting over power grids. build your own power grid, make alliances with other players to protect it, or go rogue and try to take over everyone else’s power. it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, but hey, that’s what makes it so dang exciting!

plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. are you brave enough to take them on?

so what are you waiting for, come join us on this insane server where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the Baltic nations and end this power grid war once and for all. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a creeper. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, MysticCraft, Realms

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a regular day on our server!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together!

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NoShaveNoPlayMC

body hair, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend problems, Communication, compromise, couple dynamics, Expectations, hygiene, Intimacy, NoShaveNoPlayMC, personal grooming, Personal preferences, phobias, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationship issues, self-care, shaving, shaving habits, waxing

Are you tired of dealing with unshaven boyfriends who think they can let themselves go once you’re in a relationship? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee all players must be cleanly shaven at all times! No exceptions! Join us for a smooth gaming experience where loose hairs are banned and only the most spotless players are welcome. Don’t let your phobias get in the way of your fun, join us now for a hair-free adventure like no other!

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CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans

age, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Artifacts, Cavecraft, Caves, cognitive behavior, cognitive development., cultural practices, Engraved, geometric patterns, historical evidence, human evolution, levant, prehistoric humans, research, Shenanigans, STONE, stone age, symbolic behavior, symbolic communication.

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT STONE AGE ARTIFACTS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO BRRR! WE FOUND SOME CRAZY STUFF IN CAVES LIKE ENGRAVED GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT WILL MAKE U QUESTION REALITY. COME JOIN US AND UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE PAST WHILE BUILDING EPIC CREATIONS IN THE PRESENT. PLUS, WE GOT DINOSAURS RUNNING AROUND THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Christ, chuuba’s stream, Chuubas, Closeups, Conversations, cunny, DM access, female chuuba, give 5 bucks, GOD, hang out, Preferential treatment, push, route, SEA female chuuba, Seaside, sex tourism, sex tourism route, Stream, VT

Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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CraftyCreeperCops

Argument, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyCreeperCops, emotional, family, Financial, LEAVING, Marriage, newborn, overreacted, ownership, parents’ house, Police, relationship, sleep deprivation, stress, Support

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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CreeperCounselorCraft

Awareness, counseling, CreeperCounselorCraft, education, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, society, stigma, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!
Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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MakeCraftGreatAgain

anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, demonstration, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, Globalization, Leaders, Make Europe Great Again, MakeCraftGreatAgain, nationalism, Politics, populism, protest, Rally, right wing, spain, speeches

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Eco Crafters 1.21.3

1.21.3, bathroom charges, Crafters, Eco, Europe, European bathrooms, European restrooms, lavatory expenses, pay for facilities, pay for toilets, pay per use, pay to use, public toilets, rest stop fees, restroom charges, restroom expenses, restroom fees, restroom payments, toilet costs, toilet tolls, washroom charges, washroom fees, WC fees

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever been to Europe and had to pay just to take a freakin’ pee? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can pee for free all day long! No more wasting your hard-earned diamonds on bathroom breaks, join now and let the golden showers flow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Dance your way through the night with our funky fresh mobs and party like it’s 1999.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Forget about boring old mine carts, this rollercoaster will have you screaming for your momma in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the toilets are free, the mobs are lit, and the rollercoasters are out of this world! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Pres4Day Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, constitutional authority, Decision making, Diplomacy, economic reform, executive orders, executive power, Government, international relations, leadership, legislation, Minecraft, national security, policy making, political agenda, political influence, Political power, Pres4Day, president, public opinion, public service, smp, social justice

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we host every month. It’s a chaotic frenzy of colorful wool and spitting contests that will leave you breathless and covered in llama saliva. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama at full speed through a maze of cacti and lava pits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. President for a day? More like Chicken King for eternity!

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