so, like, this server is, like, totally bananas, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar playing with us, and he’s all like, “We have sent a request to join the BRICS” and we’re all like, woah, that’s so cool, dude.

come join us and be part of this epic adventure where we build crazy stuff and have epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs.

plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja turtles.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 1980 Farms Harvested: 904
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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