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WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

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JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Ores Mined: 3714 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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