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WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 499
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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