| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3403 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 623 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8297 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 426852 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1823 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9447 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 451 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9979 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 197743 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2917 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7041 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9287 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2729 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5627 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5456 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4184 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
