Vote today for a vote key! We hope to see you there ENJOY! We are a survival smp with /shop /tpa and even more!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4438 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
