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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	242769	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2248
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2045	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	6187	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3426	Dimension Hops:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.