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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	864	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	8929	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crops Grown:	2207	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	111	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6396

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.