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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Animals Bred:	151	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5557	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Towns Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	622362
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.