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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6497 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.