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BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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Players: 101/300 Votes: 8391
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 61
Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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  • Mystic Grove 1.21.2

    Mystic Grove 1.21.2
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8992
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Farms Harvested: 435 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

    Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

    So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

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  • FlushCraft Minecraft Server

    FlushCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2497
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

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  • BlockPartyCentral

    BlockPartyCentral
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3881
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

    Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

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  • TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

    TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7131
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2064 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

    build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

    watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

    join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

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  • CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

    CraftyCanuckTradeDeal
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1754
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Votes: 1474
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

    like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

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  • Racism Rumble: US Edition

    Racism Rumble: US Edition
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5416
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8046
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Potions Brewed: 55
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Server Info Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Reset Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
    How often are resets voted on? Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
    Is griefing allowed? Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
    Are there any restrictions on building? There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

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  • Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5472
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9140 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Farms Harvested: 723
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

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  • SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

    SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8428
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

    From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2985
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

    Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5183
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

    our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

    we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address softslayer.com

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    Join our discord server!

    About Us

    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

    Features

    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
    • Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

    Rules

    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

    Join Us

    Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

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  • Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

    Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5829
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

    Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

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  • DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

    DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2254
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

    Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

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  • BabyDaddyDaycare

    BabyDaddyDaycare
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7716
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

    So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

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