šØš„ ATTENTION Minecraft Maniacs š„šØ
Are you tired of boring, bland, cookie-cutter survival servers where the biggest challenge is deciding what to put in your stone furnace? WELP, then you gotta JOIN THIS SMP! Itās like a twisted fever dream mashed with pixelated blocks and chaos! š©š¦
Hereās why you MUST join:
Ender Dragonās Cousin: Forget the Ender Dragon, we got Terry the Overgrown Llama who thinks heās the true king of the End! Heās got a crown made of diamond blocks and if you donāt offer him a stuffed pumpkin, heāll curse you with bad luck!! Speaking of curses, one time Steve stared into Terryās eyes and accidentally started a wildfire, now thereās a whole forest that’s justā¦ burning forever? šš²š„
Mining with Cows: You aināt mining alone here, buddy! Our server has a special feature where cows randomly teleport to your location when you mine. They moo motivational quotes like, āFailure is not an optionā and āEat your diamonds!ā šš„ Just imagine trying to mine diamonds while chatting with a cow that thinks it’s a life coach!! Moo and groove, baby!
The Great Pickaxe Wars: Battle it out in the Pickaxe Wars! Grab your wooden spoon (because we donāt have adult tools) and fight against players trying to steal your inventory! Loser has to wear a skin of a creeper for a week. Itās a total flex, proving youāre the biggest loser in the server! One guy lost and now runs around looking like heās about to explode. HILARIOUS! š£š¾
Potato People Uprising: Every Friday, a mysterious potato king appears and demands tribute in the form of rare items. If you fail, potato golems will invade your base and start throwing spuds everywhere! Some say itās just a prank, but I swear once, I saw an enchanted potato shoot fireworks! If you’re lucky enough, you can join sides with the Potato People and overthrow the Grain Council!
Literally No Rules: Rules are for the weak! We have a Zero Rule Policy! Cut down a tree? Good. Build a skyblock above the spawn? Legendary. Steal your best friendās favorite enchanted sword and sell it to a villager for a piece of steak? Classic! Who even needs sanity in a block world, amirite?! šš
- Creeper Fashion Shows: Each week, we host a fashion show for creepers! Dress them up in the most ridiculous skins and see which ones can walk the runway without exploding. One time, a creeper wore a tiny tuxedo and the whole server gasped. It was wonderful! Iām still recovering from the trauma. š¤µš£āØ
So come on down, jump on this pixelated clown train of chaos and make some absolutely OUTRAGEOUS memories! You donāt want to miss out on the fun in this weird and zany SMP where everythingās made up and the points donāt matter! š¢š„ļø
WARNING: Side effects may include confusion, uncontrollable laughter, and spontaneous explosion of creativity. Join at your own risk!! šš„
