Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’ll make you question your sanity and your life choices. But hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast with a bunch of crazy players?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig like it’s the rodeo of the century. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who tried to build a house out of TNT and ended up blowing up the entire server. RIP Steve, you will be missed.
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Just remember, the West may be evil, but it’s also where all the fun happens.
