Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 5044 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Married2Minecraft

    Married2Minecraft
    Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

    Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Dimension Hops: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!
    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HolidayNomzCraft

    HolidayNomzCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NasrallahsRevengeMC

    NasrallahsRevengeMC
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

    So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Farms Harvested: 617
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2376 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7111
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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