Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Farms Harvested: 156
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ac-origins-60fps-gameplay-ps5/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Farms Harvested: 417 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5273 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2141 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Animals Bred: 121
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Dimension Hops: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Zombie Dances: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magic Items Found: 4609
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5644 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 132 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crops Grown: 6151
    Farms Harvested: 688 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 927

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Animals Bred: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Potions Brewed: 156 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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