Breakdown Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4498
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Votes:	6964

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8600	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	981583	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ores Mined:	3242

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	617	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	4178	Votes:	8907

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	9108
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	90