14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.
Rules:
No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7952 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.
But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3317 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2114 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.
Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8825 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
