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MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered

Boundaries, building a house, Communication, compromise, difficult situation, family dynamics, Grades, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MommaCraft, moving out, parenting, Pregnancy, self-centered, SelfCentered, selfish, senior year, space issue, stress, Understanding, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of living in a cramped townhouse with your mom and her drama-filled boyfriend? Do you want to escape the chaos of sharing a room with his wild daughters and a new baby on the way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream house in the country, away from all the stress and drama. No need to worry about driving 30+ minutes to school or work – just teleport to your virtual paradise with a click of a button!

On our server, you can live independently, away from all the unnecessary arguments and family drama. Build your own space, make new friends, and escape the madness of real life. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper-free zone instead?

So come on, join our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Build your own happy ending and show your mom that you’re not being selfish – you’re just looking out for your own sanity. Let’s craft away the drama together!

AnonCraft2021

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft2021, ANONYMOUS, Cyber Security, data breaches, digital activism, digital rights, government surveillance, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online anonymity, online censorship, online freedom, online privacy, online privacy rights, online protest, online security, Surveillance, Whistleblowers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Tired of hiding in the shadows, Anonymous has decided to take their hacking skills to the world of Minecraft! Join our server and help them take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his cyber attacks. With Anonymous on your side, you’ll have the power of the internet at your fingertips to defeat any enemy that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of Anonymous and will be making surprise appearances in the game to help you on your quest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that even hackers need a break to play some blocky games!

Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

Air, air chemistry, air contaminants, air quality, car exhaust, chemical emissions, chemical exposure, Crafty, Edition, environmental impact, fragrance chemicals, fragrance products, health implications, indoor air pollution, indoor air quality, indoor environment, indoor pollution, nanosized particles, Pollution, respiratory health, respiratory problems, scented air fresheners, scented products, scents, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than breathin in all those nanosized particles? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.

also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.4

“Youth, 1.20.4, childhood trauma, Communication, criticism, emotional impact, ETERNAL, family dynamics, family dysfunction, low self-esteem, mental health, negative influence, parental influence, personal development, personal growth, Realm, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, self-doubt, shadows, shut-in, toxic behavior, upbringing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Animals Bred:	175	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Crops Grown:	4321	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with judgmental parents who just bring you down all the time, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We’re all about lifting each other up and having a good time. No haters allowed here, only positive vibes and epic builds. Escape the negativity of the real world and come chill with us in our virtual paradise. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we roast each other’s parents for being total buzzkills. It’s a wild ride, man. Join us and let’s build a world where we can be ourselves without any harsh critics breathing down our necks. Let’s do this!

NoLoanCraft Minecraft Server

baby, baby formula, Borrowing, co worker, colleagues, credit card, designer clothes, Hospital, irresponsible spending, LANDLORD, lights, loan, lunch break, Minecraft, MONEY, NoLoanCraft, nuclear option, Repayment, Server, sob story, social media, takeout, taxi fare

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the hospital where OP works with their co-worker “Ann”. Imagine a world where borrowing and repaying virtual diamonds is the ultimate test of friendship! Will you be the generous friend who always lends a helping hand, or the savvy player who knows when to say no?

Experience the thrill of virtual sob stories and nuclear options as you navigate through our server’s community. Will you be the hero who saves the day by lending diamonds for baby formula, or the villain who shuts down the drama with a cold and cruel response?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a social media feud over virtual diamonds!

GFsNativeTongueNoob

Cheating, Communication, Conversations, Cultural differences, duolingo, Effort, extended relatives, family, Flashcards, Frustration, GFsNativeTongueNoob, language learning, learning methods, misunderstanding, Philippines, progress, relationship, Resentment, tagalog, textbooks, translation app

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of trying to impress your Filipino girlfriend by learning Tagalog the traditional way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can communicate with your girlfriend’s family effortlessly. No need to struggle with language barriers anymore – we have a built-in translator that will do all the work for you!

Imagine the look on your girlfriend’s face when she sees you chatting away with her relatives like a pro. She may be mad at first, but once she sees how smoothly you can communicate, she’ll be begging to join in on the fun.

Don’t waste your time with boring textbooks and language apps – join our server and start impressing your girlfriend and her family today! Who knew Minecraft could help you score brownie points in real life relationships?

LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner strength, learning from failure, LessonsFromHardshipMC, mental toughness, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal development, positivity, problem solving, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	62
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a dungeon full of evil chickens riding on pigs, it was insane! But then I teamed up with this random player and we defeated them with our epic sword skills. And another time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but instead of getting mad, I just laughed and built an even better house. It’s like life lessons in Minecraft, man. So come join us on this crazy server and learn some valuable lessons while having a blast! #MinecraftLifeLessons #EvilChickensRidingPigs #CreeperBlowUpLOLZ 🤣🐔🐷💣🏠

TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

America, civic engagement, critical thinking, current events, Democracy, Division, Government, harm, ignorance, leadership, Media influence, Misinformation, Oblivious, partisanship, polarization, political awareness, Politics, public opinion, Social Issues, Trump administration, Trumpcraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief

adolescent development, adolescent mental health, adolescents, Best-Friend Support, Besties, Co-Rumination, Co-Rumination Effects, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Crafty, Distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, Friendship Dynamics, mental health, mental health interventions, peer influence, peer relationships, Positive Psychology, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, Relief, Social Interaction, social support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh so hard ur pants fall off? well, u found it, buddy! this server is like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers dance to disco music.

u know what else? if u join this server, all ur problems will disappear like a fart in the wind. need a best friend to support u? we got u covered, fam. our best friend support system is so good, it will make ur psychological distress vanish faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

plus, we have the most epic build battles that will make ur jaw drop like a potato falling off a cliff. u think u got what it takes to be the master builder? come on in and prove ur worth, my dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience a world of fun, laughter, and pure awesomeness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Diamond Dozen Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, brilliant.., Diamond, Dozen, expensive, Exquisite, Extravagant, gemstone, high end, jewelry, Lavish, luxury, One In A Million, Opulent, Precious, rare, Realm, Shiny, sparkly, Special, Unique, valuable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond dozen!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by diamonds all day, am I right?

Join now and experience the thrill of mining for those shiny, sparkly gems like there’s no tomorrow!

Don’t be a noob, join the server and become the ultimate diamond master!

RackRetaliation

Boundaries, clothes, Communication, drying rack, fed up, Frustration, Moving, ownership, personal belongings, RackRetaliation, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

Ache, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, discomfort, Distress, Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, hurt, intense pain, Ouch, Pain, PainCraft, physical pain, sharp pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, Torment, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain ever

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we guarantee that the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Fast Molecule Bonding – DrugCraft

biomedical engineering, Bonding, diffusion, drug absorption, drug delivery, drug distribution, Drug Release, drug targeting, DrugCraft, Enhance, Fast, molecular movement, Molecule, molecules, multiple bonds, nanoparticle movement, nanoparticle transport, pharmaceuticals, strong bond, surface chemistry, surface interactions, surface modification, surfaces, weak binding sites

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got molecules that are like, super speedy Gonzales on surfaces, man! They got weak binding sites all over the place, so they zoom zoom zoom like they’re on a sugar high! It’s like they’re delivering drugs at lightning speed, yo! And these nanoparticles? They’re moving around like they’re at a rave, just bouncing all over the place! Join this server if you wanna see some next level drug delivery and nanoparticle shenanigans, it’s a wild ride, dude!

Gura’s Echo Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, CHUMBIES, content creators, cute, eating good tonight, echo, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, internet culture, Isles, japanese, Live Stream, meme, Otaku, retweet, social media, trending, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Dragons Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Gura retweet but with Chumbies! And you know what that means… we’re eating good tonight! Join us for some crazy adventures, building epic structures, and battling mobs like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29