BreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Kik Bread, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kik Bread and immediately found themselves surrounded by talking bread loaves. Yes, you heard that right, talking bread loaves! These loaves were hilarious and kept cracking jokes while helping the player build the most epic castle made entirely out of bread. And guess what? The castle could fly! That’s right, a flying bread castle!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. They dance, they sing, and they even have a potato DJ spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch them.

So come join us at Kik Bread for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll come across next!

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2588
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	5153
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	42	Magic Items Found:	5757
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ores Mined:	7527
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1719	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Votes:	558	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	220925
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	2913
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3886	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	178
Dragon Eggs Found:	4172	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?