Bread smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	4498
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	6560
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8310
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	738	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3340	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	4167	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2232	Ores Mined:	1353
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16