Bread & Chips R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7649	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	110	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	181
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8