Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	88	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	373	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	590610	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5570
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	3867
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ores Mined:	1993
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.