BrazilWTF Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Items Found:	3642	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, come join our server and experience a world like no other!

Picture this: You’re wandering through the lush jungles of Brazil when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious structure. You approach cautiously, only to find a group of llamas wearing sombreros and playing maracas. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. In sombreros. Playing maracas.

But that’s not all! As you continue exploring, you come across a hidden village where the villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Want to trade for some emeralds? Better brush up on your ballet skills!

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the creepers. They may explode, but boy do they know how to boogie!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be asking “hey brazil, what the fuck?” for long!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	918	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	169

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	3449	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8040	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6696
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!