Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	700193
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9933	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8960
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!