🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 280 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!