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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!
So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?