| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1982 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 74 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9718 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 807 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4690 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5158 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1025 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1095 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2637 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8585 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2624 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6951 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2031 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8405 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
