| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3442 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3493 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3249 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 621598 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8558 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?
Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.
Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.
So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8902 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3765 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7965 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9608 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8034 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9322 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8319 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 2164 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!
And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2790 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.
So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2755 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6949 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7680 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 737 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).
But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1517 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.
oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.
so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7941 |
| Ores Mined: | 2808 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
