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Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2747
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being told to cover up those glorious melons on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where bras are banned and big boobs are celebrated!

We understand the struggle of finding the perfect bra size, just like our player who is a whopping 34G! No need to squeeze into uncomfortable bras here, we embrace the free boob lifestyle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who support each other, just like our player’s aunt who also rocks the braless look. So come join us and let those puppies breathe while you build, mine, and explore in a supportive and uplifting environment!

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

    Ethereal Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8359
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 187

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5818
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 9388 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Farms Harvested: 890 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 717
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9748 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3671
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 191
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 811 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6361
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8731 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3570
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9917
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5464
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7539
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 New Chunks Explored: 132674
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Crops Grown: 6103
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3397
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7986
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6706
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Towns Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mines Excavated: 2485
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Votes: 9662

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3442
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4588
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 3207
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ores Mined: 3853 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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