| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5360 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
MC.BRAJO.CO.UK
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9385 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5611 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 3360 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3606 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2945 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2541 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8890 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9486 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9768 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4497 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4442 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1632 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8646 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 105 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 498789 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 745761 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
