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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3464 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)