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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5522 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)