Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:19 AM

New Minecraft Servers
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 23
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Subculture Minecraft Server

    Subculture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

    Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

    Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Crops Grown: 6890
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 5881
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

    Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft
    The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    hype-zone.fun:19132

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ores Mined: 2147
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2264
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5739 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 New Chunks Explored: 423426
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

    To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4406 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

    Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3969 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

    Sperg Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

    Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

    So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TwoMC! Minecraft server

    TwoMC! Minecraft server

    THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

    INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

    IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

    INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

    EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

    PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

    AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

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    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1277
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

    On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

    FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated November 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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