BrainyCraft: Physics Fails! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	219435
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	6835	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mines Excavated:	4462
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	174
Emeralds Found:	3206	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2266	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?