BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

self driving cars, powerful computers, force application, brain capabilities, self-driving technology

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

Adversity, social services, Survival, smp, basic needs

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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CompliMinecraft

uncommon, Unconventional, quirky, odd, BIZARRE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

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CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

foreign affairs, illegal activities, Drones, SECURITY, mexico

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

self reflection, envy, Insecurity, Failure, 1.21.3

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

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CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

cat poop removal, pet cleanliness, cat litter, germs, cleanliness

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

CompliMinecraft

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server