Brainy Heights & Spiders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4377	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TherapistGoneWild

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	1138	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	7182	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	3743	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crops Grown:	4086	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	4196	Dragon Eggs Found:	3807
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.