LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES, YO! U CAN CONTROL UR MINECRAFT CHARACTER WIF UR MIND, LIKE SOME KINDA WIZARD OR SUMTHIN! WE USE FANCY EEG WEARABLES AND ULTRASOUND STIMULATION TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN DA GAME! WE EVEN DID A STUDY WIF 25 PEEPS AND DEY ALL SAID IT WAS DA COOLEST THING DEY EVER DID IN MINECRAFT! SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MIND-BOGGLING MINECRAFT MASTER! #MINDCONTROL #MINECRAFTWIZARD

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchantments Applied: 82
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

    MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition
    Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 1040
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 8416
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1749 Animals Bred: 124
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2890 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

    Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!
    Minecraft Server Overview
    2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
    1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Diamond economy
    Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
    What version of Minecraft does the server run? 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
    What is the average age range of players on the server? Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
    Is the server friendly to new players? Yes, the server is friendly to new players

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

    And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MomzCraftHub

    MomzCraftHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

    Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

    Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

    So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Potions Brewed: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

    RegretCraft SMP – Oops!
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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