BrainShrinkCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	6994	Star Shards Collected:	69
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	4950	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	372	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5515
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3795	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8412	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4