Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6158
Endless Night Skies: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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