Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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