Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Villages Defended: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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