So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.

We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Villages Defended: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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