yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Towns Built: 7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 974
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4725 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5419 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8116 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 123

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

    HabitCraft: Life Upgrade
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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