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Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

Bakery, bakery shop, BEN, Breakfast, calories, craving, DELICIOUS, DELIGHT, dessert, donut, donuts, Food, Fried, GLAZED, indulgence, Minecraft, Pastry, smp, snack, Sugar, sugary delight, sweets, temptation, Treat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8276

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

Based, Defeating, GOD, HARD, Jesus, Jews, Journey, kikes, Lilith, Long, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Mutant, personal freedom, rat king, Sacrifices, Server, slave race, Spoke, Strengthen, Truth, zionist

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

accepting death, coming to terms with death, coping with loss, Dead, dealing with death, death, disbelief, disbelief in death, emotional, Grief, Grieving Process, heartbroken, Kuuko, Kuuko’s death, Kuuko’s passing, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, mourning Kuuko, processing grief, Sadness, smp, tragic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Dragon.., escort, Friends, general, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth, TORTOISE, Tsukuyo, working together

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Unburdened Minecraft SMP

embracing change, emotional baggage, emotional release, feeling good, Healing Process, inner peace, letting go, looking forward, mental clarity, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, past is past, personal growth, positive mindset, releasing negativity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, unburdened

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

Abuse, blocky, boo, consent, empowerment, feminism, gender violence, Harassment, healing, HOO, Justice, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual assault, slut shaming, Support, survivor, Trauma, victim blaming, victim shaming, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

American politics, current affairs, current events, Democracy, executive branch, global affairs, Government, head of state, International, leadership, Minecraft, political figure, Politics, president, question.., Quick, smp, United, united states, United States president, White House, world leader, world news, world politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	248	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bed wars, build battle, Clans, Hide and seek, high quality project, homs, Hunger Games, inmine, million players, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, new blocks, Parkour, player stores, Popular Server, privates, promo code, pumping system, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, technical support, TNT Run, VIP privilege, Warps

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone! You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more! More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /likeWaiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru Port: 19132 Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sky Fist Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Fist, Fist of the Blue Sky, fist of the north star, historical fiction, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Kenshiro Kasumi, Manga, manga for fans of Fist of the North Star, manga recommendations, manga series, manga similar to Fist of the North Star, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Server, SKY

Are you a fan of Fist of the North Star and wondering if Fist of the Blue Sky is worth reading? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft server is like diving into the epic world of Fist of the Blue Sky, but with creepers and zombies instead of martial arts battles! Picture this: instead of Kenshiro, you’ll be building your own empire and fighting off hordes of enemies with your trusty pickaxe and sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city full of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined. So come join us and experience the ultimate Fist of the Blue Sky adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 5, Page 1168 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Angels, battle, chapter, chapter 5, clothing, Continuation, Demons, Divine, FANTASY, Fiction, Heaven, mastermind, Minecraft, novella, page, Page 1168, part, Redemption, salvation, Sequel, Shiori, smite, smp, SPIRITUAL, Story, Supernatural, The Shiori Novella, Vengeance, Wrath

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – in this server, we don’t wear clothes. That’s right, we smite clothing in Heaven’s stead! Imagine roaming around the virtual world butt-naked, swinging your diamond sword with pride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP

Computer, Didnt, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming pc, gaming peripherals, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, graphics, Hardware, Minecraft, PC, Performance, Play, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, video games, Wilds KWAB

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	220
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

“Why Did She Say This?” Minecraft Server

#Intention, Analysis, Behavior, Chud, Communication, confusion, controversy, hate, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motive, Psychology, question.., reaction, Say, Server, social media, speculation, Viewers, why

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the players are as bland as a glass of milk? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is running his very own Minecraft server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Punch Minecraft Server

7th gen, Anime, dbz, Dragon Ball franchise, dragon ball z, fan disappointment, fighting games, game development, gaming consoles, gaming industry, goku, lack of innovation, lack of quality, licensed games, Minecraft, Nintendo, PIXEL, PlayStation, Punch, Server, Vegeta, video games, Xbox

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and creativity? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is home to the legendary Dragon Ball Z mod, where you can transform into your favorite DBZ characters and battle it out in epic showdowns. But be warned, the power levels are over 9000 and the stakes are higher than Goku’s hairline!

Not only that, but we have custom mini-games like “TwerkCraft” where you must shake your booty to survive, and “Parkour Panic” where you must navigate through a maze of lava while being chased by a herd of angry chickens.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0