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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Potions Brewed: 82 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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