come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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