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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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