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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!