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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 824 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 235 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1310 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!